Printable Tools

The printable toolkit cards, infographics, and slide decks referenced throughout this book are available for download at:

thiswasntinthebrochure.wtf/toolkit

Each tool is available as a printable infographic (PNG) and an editable slide deck (PDF and PPTX). Print them, laminate them, stick them on the fridge, or share them with your co-parent, teacher, or therapist.

Protocol Cards (Survival Cards)

• Meltdown Crisis Protocol — The Kraken (Chapter 5): De-escalation in the moment
• Morning Meltdown Protocol — The Rising Sun (Chapter 4): When mornings go sideways
• Public Meltdown Protocol — The Beacon Shoal (Chapter 8): Scripts for when it happens in public
• Handoff Transition Protocol — The Channel Bridge (Chapter 6): Smooth transitions between homes
• Burnout Pivot Protocol — The Anchored Heart (Chapter 9): Emergency self-care at capacity

Planning Tools (Worksheets)

• **Co-Parenting Mission Statement — The Cre